BREAKING - Columbia Students Take Over Cafeteria, Refuse to Graduate | 
NEW YORK – As of 5:45 p.m. students at Columbia University have barricaded themselves in the school cafeteria. The leader of the student rebellion, John Miller said, “We, the students of Columbia University, are following in the footsteps of our comrades at the New School and NYU and taking over the cafeteria until our demands [...]
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