Woman Smells It, Concerned That Others Think She Dealt It

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Published: October 28, 2010
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DENVER, CO – During a rather lengthy elevator ride to the 27th floor of the 1999 Broadway building, Sandra Raynolds smelled an unmistakable odoriferous funk in the elevator. Certain that one of the other three present in the tightly-quartered elevator was responsible for

Man Touched by Angel Presses Charges

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Published: October 5, 2010
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Missoula, MT — A local man has accused his guardian angel of making unwanted sexual advances. Wayne Flekker, 39, told reporters he was asleep in his bed early Tuesday morning when he “felt something touching me.” Upon awaking, he discovered Zerachiel, an androgynous being of energy and light