Published: October 30, 2009
Scientists Fascinated by Newly Discovered TNA |
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CAMBRIDGE, MA – The announcement by MIT scientists Wednesday that they’ve discovered a new type of nucleic acid, trioxynucleic acid, or TNA, has piqued the interest of scientists worldwide.
Published: October 27, 2009
Wayward Teen Wiki's Wikipedia, Unleashes Armageddon |
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What appeared to be the inquisitive pursuit of a curious teen resulted in the annihilation of all living beings on planet earth yesterday when Cos Sullivan, a ninth-grade student from Lansing, MI, typed “wikipedia” into the Wikipedia search bar.
Published: October 23, 2009
Hitchhiker Asks If He Can Drive, Car Owner Feels Awkward Saying No |
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EXIT 23, I-84 – The mood outside the 7-11 rest stop remains tense, as Ernie Solbowicz delays returning to his Honda Civic and the perilous situation currently developing within.
Published: October 20, 2009
Oh, the Places You'll Go! |
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(KSL.com) — Hundreds line up to apply for a job at In-N-Out Burger
Published: October 19, 2009
Man Sees the Light, Converts to Diet of High Moral Fiber |
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Mike Rawlins used to be dogmatic about his morning routine: each day, he would awaken at 6 a.m., prostrate himself on the floor for his morning sit-ups, and then take a cleansing baptism in the shower. And each day, before heading off to work he would have a cup of coffee and a big bowl [...]
Published: October 9, 2009
Quadriplegic Drummer Seeks Stardom |
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By Aaron Kase SHEFFIELD, UK – John Moon is looking for a band. Like many aspiring musicians, the drummer uses the newspaper, the internet, and follows the local concert scene, looking for mates to play with.
Published: October 2, 2009
Steal This Show |
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LOS ANGELES, CA – LAPD arrested area resident Ben Turley late yesterday, in connection with the theft of the hit television show The Big Bang Theory. Turley, 26, has since been charged with stealing over 1,200 shows over a period of 10 years.
