BAIKONUR, Kazakhstan (AP) – A spacecraft carrying Canadian circus tycoon Guy Laliberte and two crew mates lifted off from the Kazakh steppe on schedule Wednesday headed for the International Space Station.
THREE RIVERS, Mich. (AP) – Authorities say a man has been arrested in Three Rivers for barking at a police dog.
New York – Meaghan Nguyen, a Journalism student at Genesee Community College and intern with Fox News Channel was relieved of her sparse responsibilities yesterday after she released a story that allegedly carried an air of substance.
OMAHA, NE – New pizzeria Psycho Pizza is focusing the local community’s attention on mental disorders, giving victims of these debilitating behavorial patterns a voice in the national debate on healthcare.
PHILLIPS, ME – In a move certain to generate controversy within the orthodox “End Is Nigh” community, local astronomy hobbyist Adam Dinger has predicted that the world will not end in 2010.
By Aaron Kase
EUGENE, OR – Morton Thudrucker Jr. has filed a lawsuit against his parents, Morton Thudrucker Sr. and Betsey Thudrucker, claiming that the low IQ bequeathed on him by their DNA has caused him a lifetime of low wages, missed opportunities, and constant humiliation.
CAMBRIDGE, MA – After more than a year of research, a team consisting of the most brilliant minds at MIT has finally closed the long-debated question of where stuff is when you lose it.
By Raymond Hammet
Let me ask everyone reading this a question: Where the hell do you get off? You all probably pay taxes, right?
At long last, Thomas Farley’s 10-year search for his beloved goldfish, Thaddeus Maximilian Huxley, has come to a joyous conclusion. Man and fish were reunited on September 4th, 2009 in a tearful display of emotion and relief.
MONTEVIDEO – The survivors of a famous 1972 plane crash, whose harrowing plight was recounted in the best-selling book Alive and its Hollywood adaptation, are taking the lead in promoting a state-run organ donation program in their home country of Uruguay.
Billionaire Clown Heads for Space Station. (Hilarity Ensues.) | 
Man Barks Dog | 
Fox News Intern Mistakenly Reports on Something That Matters | 
Mad Tasty! | 
Hubble Dinger | 
Stupidity tries | 
Keys, please... | 
I Can't Believe I Live in a City That Doesn't Condone Public Urination | 
Go fish! | 
Feed the Need | 
