If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively. That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.
(The Daily Mail) — The gold medal favourite in tonight’s women’s 800m World Athletics Championships race is today facing claims that she is really a man.
By Aaron Kase WEST BRANCH, IA – Local man Dave Huggins came into a large quantity of wine last Friday and invited all his friends over to celebrate. “There was a big tasting at work,” Huggins said, referring to the Wallace Winery where he is a janitor
ELM STREET – Prominent dream slasher Freddy Krueger is accusing a rising star in the child terror industry of stealing his signature moves. Little is known about mysterious newcomer The Man in the Mirror, other than his
(CNN) — In the Palestinian territories, Muppets teach nonviolence on a local version of Sesame Street called “Shara’a Simsim.” Sesame Workshop calls this effort “Muppet diplomacy.”
By Alexa Darrin* It was recently discovered that, in a blatant yet cunning move, the Daily Show has stolen sensitive material from the toiling minds at the Garlic Press.
(CNN) — Twitter blackout left users feeling ‘jittery,’ ‘naked’
"Cash for Clunkers" Program Infuses Billions, New Life into Foundering Health Industry | read this item By David Sherrell WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has recently unveiled what is fast becoming their most popular and lucrative stimulus program so far
BEAVERTON, OR – Harvey Portowitz, a homeless man who has become somewhat of a fixture on the corner of First and Cedar over the past few years, was recently spotted at a local McDonald’s ordering a Big Mac Extra Value Meal, which he then proceeded to Super Size.
Scientists Take Zombie Threat Seriously | 
She's a Man, Man! | 
Man Comes Into Large Quantity of Wine
Freddy Krueger Infuriated by Copycat Kiddy Creeper | 
The Muppets Take the West Bank | 
The Garlic Press Victim to Hacker From the Daily Show | 
The Great Twitter Blackout of '09 | 
Homeless Vegetarian Caught With Big Mac | 
