STOCKTON, CA – The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints brought suit against the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) today for obscenity.
CAMBRIDGE, MA – African-American scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr. has filed an official grievance against the Cambridge Police Department, charging them with a criminal lack of racial bias.
Lansing, MI – Despite being inextricably linked to the deaths of three canines, an area squirrel refuses to admit or apologize for being an obstinate, sadistic asshole.
WASHINGTON – White males on Capitol Hill were stunned last week by the sudden appearance of a wise Latina woman during an otherwise normal convening of the Senate Judiciary Committee.
(NYP) — A pretty-boy Hugo Boss model — who made headlines last year for being the boy toy of a 37-year-old teacher — was charged yesterday with taking part in holdup ring that robbed 15 gas stations and delis in the last month.
By Jamie Vaughan BOSTON – A number of recently conducted studies indicate a worrisome trend affecting law enforcement agencies today.
(NYP) — Superman and Batman took on New York’s Finest last night in an epic Crossroads of the World battle that left the Caped Crusader in cuffs.
(CNN) — A Philadelphia-area day care center said Thursday that members of a private swim club made racist comments about the center’s children, and the club then canceled their swimming privileges.
(THE DAILY MAIL) – Russian Energy giant Gazprom has inadvertently walked into a racism row with the announcement of its joint venture in Nigeria – Nigaz.
By Michael Catania NASHVILLE – Embattled and mercurial Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young, who recently demanded Titans management either install him as the team’s starting QB or trade him
EPA Offends Mormons, Prius Owners | 
Prominent Black Academic Furious Police Did Not Arrest Evil Robot Twin | 
This Squirrel is an Asshole. | 
Rare, Elusive Wise Latina Woman Spotted in Capitol | 
Zoolander's Evil Twin Strikes Again! | 
Decrease in Police Brutality Leads to Increase in Wussy Cops | 
Capes? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Capes! | 
Vince Young Demands Trade to University of Texas Longhorns | 
