(KSL.com) — Hundreds line up to apply for a job at In-N-Out Burger
BAIKONUR, Kazakhstan (AP) – A spacecraft carrying Canadian circus tycoon Guy Laliberte and two crew mates lifted off from the Kazakh steppe on schedule Wednesday headed for the International Space Station.
THREE RIVERS, Mich. (AP) – Authorities say a man has been arrested in Three Rivers for barking at a police dog.
Scientists who were definitely All Fucked Up have found the long-sought treatment that soothes troubled heroin addicts: Heroin.
If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively. That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.
(The Daily Mail) — The gold medal favourite in tonight’s women’s 800m World Athletics Championships race is today facing claims that she is really a man.
(CNN) — In the Palestinian territories, Muppets teach nonviolence on a local version of Sesame Street called “Shara’a Simsim.” Sesame Workshop calls this effort “Muppet diplomacy.”
(CNN) — Twitter blackout left users feeling ‘jittery,’ ‘naked’
(NYP) — A pretty-boy Hugo Boss model — who made headlines last year for being the boy toy of a 37-year-old teacher — was charged yesterday with taking part in holdup ring that robbed 15 gas stations and delis in the last month.
(NYP) — Superman and Batman took on New York’s Finest last night in an epic Crossroads of the World battle that left the Caped Crusader in cuffs.
Oh, the Places You'll Go! | 
Billionaire Clown Heads for Space Station. (Hilarity Ensues.) | 
Man Barks Dog | 
Heroin Addicts Kick Heroin with Heroin! Wait. | 
Scientists Take Zombie Threat Seriously | 
She's a Man, Man! | 
The Muppets Take the West Bank | 
The Great Twitter Blackout of '09 | 
Zoolander's Evil Twin Strikes Again! | 
Capes? We Don't Need No Stinkin' Capes! | 
