Ford to Unveil Newest Crappy Car | 
DEARBORN, MI – In what appears to be an economic crisis with no end, the Ford Motor Company announced yesterday that they plan to release the new Ford Taint, a moderately fuel-efficient, low-priced economy coupe, in the hopes that a truly affordable car may save the world’s fourth largest automaker from extinction.
“We realize that times [...]
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