Vince Young Demands Trade to University of Texas Longhorns

By Guest Contributor

Published: July 1, 2009

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By Michael Catania
NASHVILLE – Embattled and mercurial Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young, who recently demanded Titans management either install him as the team’s starting QB or trade him

Scandal Rocks World of Sports: Baseball Player NOT on Steroids

By Brooks Sherman

Published: March 1, 2009

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Shocked murmurs and exclamations echoed through the courtroom today after major league baseball’s grandslam superstar, Jed “the Juicer” Juszpecki of the New York Yankees, admitted, under oath, that he has never used performance-enhancing drugs to augment his athletic achievements. At least two coaches fainted upon hearing the announcement, requiring an emergency infusion of energy drinks.
Outraged [...]

Cardinals “Not a Real Team,” Reports Depressed Eagles Fan

By Joel Turner

Published: February 1, 2009

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PHILADELPHIA – Wanda Kowalski, a devoted Philadelphia Eagles fan and part-time cosmetology student is convinced that the Arizona Cardinals are not actually a real NFL team.
“I just don’t understand why more people haven’t figured this out before. The fact that the NFL is going to let a bunch of golfers from the desert play in [...]