Government Shutdown May Or May Not Ruin Your Weekend, LifeWashington, DC – After weeks of failed negotiations and heated debates over government spending, Congress announced a shutdown of the federal government this evening, taking immediate effect. Moments after the deadline marking this historic shutdown, key members of Congress, having exhausted all resources, hung their heads in despair.
Local Company Initiates ‘Bring Your Illegitimate Daughter to Work Day’
By Joel Turner
Published: April 8, 2011
Local Company Initiates 'Bring Your Illegitimate Daughter to Work Day' | 
SIOUX FALLS, SD – MidStar Energy Corp. announced yesterday that in addition to ‘Casual Saturdays’ and ‘No Lunch Break Thursdays,’ they will soon host a quarterly ‘Bring your Illegitimate Daughter to Work Day.’