Dude, These Totally Are the Droids We’re Looking For

By Guest Contributor
Published: July 19, 2010
Who you calling weak-minded?
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By Stormtrooper Eddie Hey, wait a second, hold on. Frank, what are you doing, man? What the hell was that? “You can go about your business? Move along?” You call that an interrogation? And where do you get off saying we don’t need to see his identification? Has the heat gotten to you?

Shark Attacking You Probably Terrified, Poor Thing

By Guest Contributor
Published: March 5, 2010
I See Dead People!
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By a Marine Biologist I hope you’re pleased with yourself. No, really, I do. Bet you thought you were pretty clever, cashing in those frequent flier miles to go snorkeling off Martinique? Well, maybe now you’ll learn a little lesson about the consequences of your actions, like what happens when you go around startling skittish [...]