Published: October 2, 2009
Steal This Show |
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LOS ANGELES, CA – LAPD arrested area resident Ben Turley late yesterday, in connection with the theft of the hit television show The Big Bang Theory. Turley, 26, has since been charged with stealing over 1,200 shows over a period of 10 years.
Published: September 25, 2009
Mad Tasty! |
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OMAHA, NE – New pizzeria Psycho Pizza is focusing the local community’s attention on mental disorders, giving victims of these debilitating behavorial patterns a voice in the national debate on healthcare.
Published: September 18, 2009
Hubble Dinger |
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PHILLIPS, ME – In a move certain to generate controversy within the orthodox “End Is Nigh” community, local astronomy hobbyist Adam Dinger has predicted that the world will not end in 2010.
Published: September 15, 2009
Stupidity tries |
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By Aaron Kase EUGENE, OR – Morton Thudrucker Jr. has filed a lawsuit against his parents, Morton Thudrucker Sr. and Betsey Thudrucker, claiming that the low IQ bequeathed on him by their DNA has caused him a lifetime of low wages, missed opportunities, and constant humiliation.
Published: September 11, 2009
Keys, please... |
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CAMBRIDGE, MA – After more than a year of research, a team consisting of the most brilliant minds at MIT has finally closed the long-debated question of where stuff is when you lose it.
Published: September 4, 2009
Go fish! |
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At long last, Thomas Farley’s 10-year search for his beloved goldfish, Thaddeus Maximilian Huxley, has come to a joyous conclusion. Man and fish were reunited on September 4th, 2009 in a tearful display of emotion and relief.
Published: August 25, 2009
Town Mourns Mediocre Man |
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MORGAN HILL, CA – Michael O’Rally, born July 3rd, 1974, a somewhat passable employee of the local Kinko’s, was laid to rest at Mount Hope Cemetery yesterday, with memorial services held at St. Catherine’s Church.
Published: August 21, 2009
White Supremacists Protest Obama's Lack of Nazi Qualifications |
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Neo-Nazi organizations and Ku Klux Klan chapters across the country are criticizing recent claims that U.S. President Barack Obama is either a Nazi or throwing his support behind policies advancing the tenets of National Socialism.
Published: August 19, 2009
Man Comes Into Large Quantity of WineYoung man sitting on chair in corner of a room, holding bottle of champagne --- Image by © Neil Guegan/Corbis |
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By Aaron Kase WEST BRANCH, IA – Local man Dave Huggins came into a large quantity of wine last Friday and invited all his friends over to celebrate. “There was a big tasting at work,” Huggins said, referring to the Wallace Winery where he is a janitor
Published: August 14, 2009
Freddy Krueger Infuriated by Copycat Kiddy Creeper |
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ELM STREET – Prominent dream slasher Freddy Krueger is accusing a rising star in the child terror industry of stealing his signature moves. Little is known about mysterious newcomer The Man in the Mirror, other than his
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