Ask an Internet Scammer

By Guest Contributor

Published: December 7, 2009

Dear Internet Scammer,
Recently, I lost my job. Now the bills are mounting up, and I am finding it increasingly difficult to keep up with all my payments. I got engaged last year, and these financial problems are

Ask a Terrified Girl on a Roller Coaster

By Guest Contributor

Published: August 30, 2009

Dear Terrified Girl on a Roller Coaster,
After watching Escape from New York, I started wearing an eye patch like my hero, Snake Plissken. But then this whole pirate thing started, and all of a sudden

Ask Bobby Jindal

By Guest Contributor

Published: May 1, 2009

Dear Bobby Jindal,
My roommate’s grooming habits are absolutely disgusting. I don’t know how he does it, but after waking up he goes from his bedroom to the bathroom to the kitchen and out the door, leaving a path of destruction in his wake-fingernail clippings, beard hairs, toothpaste globs, coffee spills, flecks of bread that he [...]

Ask the Director of Speed

By Guest Contributor

Published: April 1, 2009

Dear The Director of Speed,
My boyfriend and I often argue about action movies. This weekend I want to see 12 Rounds but he wants to see the midnight showing of What the Bleep Do We Know? at the local indie theater. He’s working on his law degree, so when I suggested that we go see [...]

Ask a Jilted Lover

By Guest Contributor

Published: February 14, 2009

Dear Jilted Lover,
Last year my boyfriend totally ignored Valentine’s Day. He went with his geeky friends to a Valentine’s Day all you can eat sushi special while I stayed at home eating a box of chocolates I’d bought for myself. How can I hint to him that I really want him to do something special [...]