Published: February 2, 2011
Local Woman Finds Twitter, Loses Soul |
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By Robin K. Blum DUBUQUE, IA – Dilettante homemaker Sharon Weedy, 36, announces that she has joined the Twitter community in an effort to promote her new at-home web business, a blog full of free fun projects and crafts for the whole family.
Published: July 19, 2010
Dude, These Totally Are the Droids We’re Looking For |
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By Stormtrooper Eddie Hey, wait a second, hold on. Frank, what are you doing, man? What the hell was that? “You can go about your business? Move along?” You call that an interrogation?
Published: March 5, 2010
I See Dead People! |
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By a Marine Biologist I hope you’re pleased with yourself. No, really, I do. Bet you thought you were pretty clever, cashing in those frequent flier miles to go snorkeling off Martinique? Well, maybe now you’ll learn a little lesson about the consequences of your actions, like what happens when you go around startling skittish [...]
Published: December 21, 2009
Obamheiser Bush |
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by Aaron Kase Washington, DC – President Barack Obama thought he had found the solution to the decades-old Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Encouraged by the success he had earlier this summer
Published: December 7, 2009
Ask an Internet Scammer |
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Dear Internet Scammer, Recently, I lost my job. Now the bills are mounting up, and I am finding it increasingly difficult to keep up with all my payments. I got engaged last year, and these financial problems arecreating a lot of stress for both me and my fiancée. Now we don’t know if we can [...]
Published: November 2, 2009
We Are Family |
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By Aaron Kase AMES, IA – Bernard Collins and Cory Richards have been together for nearly 30 years. They claim they fell in love at first sight, have never strayed from each other, and have shared a house for the last 25 of those years.
Published: October 9, 2009
Quadriplegic Drummer Seeks Stardom |
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By Aaron Kase SHEFFIELD, UK – John Moon is looking for a band. Like many aspiring musicians, the drummer uses the newspaper, the internet, and follows the local concert scene, looking for mates to play with.
Published: September 15, 2009
Stupidity tries |
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By Aaron Kase EUGENE, OR – Morton Thudrucker Jr. has filed a lawsuit against his parents, Morton Thudrucker Sr. and Betsey Thudrucker, claiming that the low IQ bequeathed on him by their DNA has caused him a lifetime of low wages, missed opportunities, and constant humiliation.
Published: September 8, 2009
I Can't Believe I Live in a City That Doesn't Condone Public Urination |
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By Raymond Hammet Let me ask everyone reading this a question: Where the hell do you get off? You all probably pay taxes, right?
Published: August 30, 2009
Ask a Terrified Girl on a Roller Coaster |
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Dear Terrified Girl on a Roller Coaster, After watching Escape from New York, I started wearing an eye patch like my hero, Snake Plissken. But then this whole pirate thing started, and all of a sudden
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