DETROIT – In a stunning reversal at the end of a long court case, the voices in the head of Frank Duffy, a man charged with the brutal slayings of over a dozen homeless people, have come forward to admit full culpability for all of the crimes.
DUNDALK, MD – It is a classic case of “Dog bites man”: Roscoe, a 4-year-old Cocker Spaniel living at 332 Chestnut Drive, had his owner, Steven Cromberg, fixed yesterday.
YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK – Smokey Bear, longstanding lobbyist for the influential U.S. Forest Service and the National Association of State Foresters, publicly revealed today the powerful new slogan behind which these two firms are now uniting
Results of a recent study reveal the troubling fact that more than 99% of the world’s population does not care about how you are doing or feeling on a daily basis.
EXIT 23, I-84 – The mood outside the 7-11 rest stop remains tense, as Ernie Solbowicz delays returning to his Honda Civic and the perilous situation currently developing within.
(KSL.com) — Hundreds line up to apply for a job at In-N-Out Burger
Mike Rawlins used to be dogmatic about his morning routine: each day, he would awaken at 6 a.m., prostrate himself on the floor for his morning sit-ups, and then take a cleansing baptism in the shower. And each day, before heading off to work he would have a cup of coffee and a big bowl [...]
BAIKONUR, Kazakhstan (AP) – A spacecraft carrying Canadian circus tycoon Guy Laliberte and two crew mates lifted off from the Kazakh steppe on schedule Wednesday headed for the International Space Station.
THREE RIVERS, Mich. (AP) – Authorities say a man has been arrested in Three Rivers for barking at a police dog.
MONTEVIDEO – The survivors of a famous 1972 plane crash, whose harrowing plight was recounted in the best-selling book Alive and its Hollywood adaptation, are taking the lead in promoting a state-run organ donation program in their home country of Uruguay.
I was told there'd be fava beans? | 
Exasperated Pet Neuters Wayward Owner | 
Smokey the Bear
Study Finds Most People Do Not Care About You | 
Hitchhiker Asks If He Can Drive, Car Owner Feels Awkward Saying No | 
Oh, the Places You'll Go! | 
Man Sees the Light, Converts to Diet of High Moral Fiber | 
Billionaire Clown Heads for Space Station. (Hilarity Ensues.) | 
Man Barks Dog | 
Feed the Need | 
