Reformed Cannibals Spearhead Organ Donor Drive

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Published: September 1, 2009

MONTEVIDEO – The survivors of a famous 1972 plane crash, whose harrowing plight was recounted in the best-selling book Alive and its Hollywood adaptation, are taking the lead in promoting a state-run organ donation program in their home country of Uruguay. The 16 brave souls, who were forced to feed on the bodies of fellow passengers in order to stay alive, have now reunited to urge their countrymen to register as potential donors.

In a televised public service announcement, one of the men says that they are “looking for people with big, juicy hearts to give a hand, and help. Please,” he implores, “lend us your ears.”

Another, when asked why he feels this movement is so important, explains, “I have discovered in myself a strong appetite for charity work. There is such a need in the world today for fresh body parts, especially pâté—I mean, liver.”

“And ribs!” his friend interjects hopefully.