Scientists Conclude That Bobby Wilson Is a Buttface

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Published: November 13, 2009

BALTIMORE – Researchers at Johns Hopkins have concluded that Bobby Wilson is in fact a buttface, confirming the suspicions of his classmates at Westwood Elementary School. “Using a variety of tests, including questionnaires, IQ tests, personality tests, and fMRI scans, we’ve confirmed our hypothesis that Bobby Wilson is a buttface,” said Dr. Sandra Michaels, the lead author of the study. The researchers plan to continue studying the 9-year-old to test their hypotheses that he is also a dillweed, a numb nuts, and a gayrod.