Local Company Initiates ‘Bring Your Illegitimate Daughter to Work Day’

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Published: April 8, 2011

SIOUX FALLS, SD – MidStar Energy Corp. announced yesterday that in addition to ‘Casual Saturdays’ and ‘No Lunch Break Thursdays,’ they will soon host a quarterly ‘Bring your Illegitimate Daughter to Work Day.’

“In an effort to recognize the achievements of those employees lacking any moral compass whatsoever,” said a company spokesman, “MidStar wishes to give back to the children who were a result of a bad economy, an unemployed spouse, or just six blended margaritas.”

MidStar employees seem generally enthusiastic about the new event.  “I am very excited to bring my daughter with me to work next Friday,” says Tasha Yaeger, an executive assistant who has been with the company for almost two years now.

She adds, “This is the perfect opportunity for Grace to finally meet Daddy.”