Study Finds Most People Do Not Care About You

By Brooks Sherman

Published: November 6, 2009

Results of a recent study reveal the troubling fact that more than 99% of the world’s population does not care about how you are doing or feeling on a daily basis. Even more alarming, a parallel study has shown that almost just as many individuals have not even heard of you. Analysts running the tests recommend that you spend the next several days at home, alone, with all the lights off, in order to figure out what in God’s name is wrong with you.