Poland Spring Unveils New, Cholesterol-Free Water
By Brooks Sherman
Published: December 29, 2009
Poland Spring now joins the health-conscious trend sweeping America, as it releases its latest innovation in the competitive field of rehydration: cholesterol-free bottled water. “Now,” claim the experts at Poland Spring, a subsidiary of Nestlé , “you no longer need to concern yourself with your saturated fat levels or the possibility of heart disease when enjoying a cool drink of Poland Spring water!”
Not to be outdone, industry rival Fiji has just released its own addition to the market: H2-Awesome, a beverage with only half the calories of regular water, and just a hint of arsenic!
Water is naturally Cholesterol-Free. Only stuff from animal products contains cholesterol. What a cheap way to try and gain sales.
This will never catch on. It always tastes different if you get rid of the natural ingredients. They invented turkey bacon because regular bacon is supposed to be bad for you, but everyone I know still eats the regular kind anyway.
I always carry my own individualized packets of powdered cholesterol just in case there are only no-cholesterol rehydration products available.
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