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Super Mario Blunders | Super Mario Blunders
By Brooks Sherman
Published: December 14, 2009
MUSHROOM KINGDOM – Troubled celebrity and part-time public works contractor Mario was arrested downtown yesterday, following dozens of complaints about his causing havoc in the city’s sanitation system, diving down sewage drains to collect small change and assaulting citizens by jumping or viciously stomping on them.Dude, These Totally Are the Droids We’re Looking For
By Stormtrooper Eddie Hey, wait a second, hold on. Frank, what are you doing, man? What the hell was that? “You can go about your business? Move along?” You call that an interrogation? And where do you get off saying we don’t need to see his identification? Has the heat gotten to you?
Shark Attacking You Probably Terrified, Poor Thing
By a Marine Biologist I hope you’re pleased with yourself. No, really, I do. Bet you thought you were pretty clever, cashing in those frequent flier miles to go snorkeling off Martinique? Well, maybe now you’ll learn a little lesson about the consequences of your actions, like what happens when you go around startling skittish yet playful sharks. You might not think to look at it, but that 12-foot great white charging directly for you is probably a lot more scared of you than you are of him.
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